Updated 1/24/00

Jennifer

by Lee Soares

     What would you do to be able to say "I did Jennifer Aniston." What would it take and did I have whatever that would be. Enough power, confidence, or poise, what was it? I believe I have the answer, all of the above. We met about nine months ago through a mutual friend, Chris Ryan. How could I feel anything but passion for one so beautiful? I looked closely at all her subtleties, appreciating every gorgeous curve. Where did I fit? Somewhere, I was sure and there was not doubt it would be worth the effort. All it really came down to was how bad did I want it.

     We met six more times over the next few months. The bond between us grew with each new meeting fueling my confidence and removing any lingering doubt. I run my eyes over her one more time not wanting to miss anything. As my hands make contact, I know now is the time. A surge of energy washes over me, and for the moment she is mine. We are one...for the moment.

     All references to Jennifer Aniston in this story are to the excellent boulder problem in Milford, Massachusetts first sent by Chris Ryan. This problem has a similar move (though nowhere near as difficult) to the British classic gritstone testpiece Brad Pitt. Since Jennifer and Brad were an item ,the name was too much to pass up. Wonderful, almost non-existent slopers and a high step that would test the skills of any yoga master make this one move problem a thing of beauty. So, just pull on and go for the slot and you too can say, "I did Jennifer Aniston."